Talking about my teeth and my jaw are nothing new, but I sure wish it were because I'm growing quite weary of all the experiences that my mouth has had to endure. Forget that I have ever talked about my experience with cavities despite my good brushing and flossing. I must not have had enough flouride as a child. Forget that I had an extreme underbite and crossbite that took until the age of 36 for me to address the problem. Forget that I had my top and bottom jaw BROKEN and REALIGNED to make the whole bite thing look normal. Forget that my small mouth went through more than 2.5 years of braces ... ones that ripped apart my inside lips. I was sure that I would have permanent "tooth/bracket imprints" forever. Forget that I brush my teeth several times a day and that I hardly take in sweets. YET, still my mouth thinks I inhale gallons of soda and candy a day. Forget all that ... 'cause I sure wish I could. If I didn't have to deal with so much dental drama the...