The scene ... big swimming pool filled with many children

The scenario ... little girls want to play with some super soakers (hydro liquidators) in the water.
The problem ... soakers are not our own, but belong to a few 4-7 year old little boys.

Little boy (really politely says) ... "Your girls might not want to play with us because we are playing a game where we shoot girls. Also, we like to shoot in the EYES."
ME ... "Thanks. That's good to know."
Comments
W